Interviewer: So what Diet are you on?
spreading the christmas cheer guys
Time to watch this everyday for the rest of this month.
my brother told me there were literally traffic accidents bc people who weren’t aware the movie was being filmed saw will ferrell prancing around as an elf and were like what the fuck
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
|Girl:||"Am I pretty?"|
|Girl:||"Do you want to be with me forever?"|
|Girl:||"Would you be upset if I walked away?"|
|Girl :||"Would you cry if I died?"|
|She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.|
|The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I fucked your best friend."|
This is one of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen on Tumblr.