old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh
having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter
RAVENCLAWS: *find the key*
SLYTHERINS: *pick the lock*
GRYFFINDORS: *kick it down
This has been a brief description of the Hogwarts houses.
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions
What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away....
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make...